A magician is doing a show and pulls a rabbit out of his hat. The rabbit looks around and says, "Hey
A little girl asks her teacher, "Teacher, how much do the stars weigh?" The teacher smiles and says,
A little boy is watching a turtle crawl slowly on the ground. He asks his mother, "Why is the turtle
A man has a parrot that can say many words. One day, the man's friend comes to visit. The parrot say
A little girl asks her father, "Why did the hen cross the road?" Her father answers, "To get to the
A boy found a watch and thought it was magic. He said to his friend, "I bet this watch can tell the
A teacher is teaching a class of little kids about dinosaurs. She asks, "Why do you think the dinosa
A little rabbit is in a garden, trying to pull out a big carrot. It tugs and tugs, but the carrot wo
A fish is swimming around in the ocean when it sees a scuba diver. The fish swims up to the diver an
Two little kids are talking. One asks, "Why don't birds play cards in the jungle?" The other thinks
A little boy walks into a pet store and asks the clerk, "How much does that puppy cost?" The clerk s
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What w
A little pig was at a picnic. There were lots of delicious foods. He ate and ate until he couldn't e
A little duck got lost in the park. He quacked and quacked but no one seemed to hear him. He walked
A little monkey was swinging from tree to tree in the forest. He saw a bunch of bananas on a tree an