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An Alien Asks for Directions
An alien landed on Earth and walked up to a man on the street. The alien said, "Take me to your lead
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A Doctor's Advice
A man went to the doctor, complaining that he couldn't sleep at night. The doctor examined him and s
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A Mathematician's Logic
A mathematician, a biologist, and a physicist are sitting in a street - cafe watching people going i
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Talking Shoes
A man walked into a shoe store, looking for a new pair of shoes. He tried on several pairs but could
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A Magic Donkey
A man was traveling through the countryside when he came across a farmer standing next to a donkey.
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A Clever Parrot
A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed to three identical - looki
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Teacher: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"Student: "To get to the other side!"Teacher: "But why
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The Bad Painter
A man went to an art gallery and saw a painting that he really liked. He asked the artist, "How long
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The Clever Donkey
A man had a donkey that was very lazy. One day, he decided to teach the donkey a lesson. He tied the
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The Busy Bee
A bee was flying around looking for nectar. It landed on a flower and started to suck the nectar. Wh
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The Magic Key
A little boy found a key in the park. He ran home excitedly and told his mom, "Mom, I found a magic
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The Forgetful Professor
A professor was giving a lecture on the human brain. He said, "The human brain is so complex that ev
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The Expensive Pet
A man goes to the pet store and asks the clerk, "How much is that parrot?" The clerk says, "That's a
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The School
All the children got presents. They got soccer balls, baseball gloves, Japanese - made plastic dinos
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Happy Endings
You'll have to face it, the endings are the same however you slice it. Don't be deluded by any other
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